mysticsavage: Someday, I'd like to really be as funny as I think I am.
mysticsavage: Someday, I'd like to really be as funny as I think I am.
View Articlemysticsavage: Full lunar eclipse visible tomorrow at 6 a.m. from western US:...
mysticsavage: Full lunar eclipse visible tomorrow at 6 a.m. from western US: http://t.co/EMrLE9XJ
View Articlemysticsavage: http://t.co/QUpVBi1G #RickPerry Straight from Jesus.
mysticsavage: http://t.co/QUpVBi1G #RickPerry Straight from Jesus.
View Articlemysticsavage: My Ricardo Montalban impression sounds like Vincent Price....
mysticsavage: My Ricardo Montalban impression sounds like Vincent Price. #firstworldproblems
View Articlemysticsavage: Browsing through my friends' user photos on Facebook, looking...
mysticsavage: Browsing through my friends' user photos on Facebook, looking for the ones with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
View Articlemysticsavage: We're playing Indian Rope Burn. I have a lot of skin in the game.
mysticsavage: We're playing Indian Rope Burn. I have a lot of skin in the game.
View Articlemysticsavage: RT @SteveMartinToGo: Now that my war on Christmas is over, I...
mysticsavage: RT @SteveMartinToGo: Now that my war on Christmas is over, I can begin my war on New Years.
View Articlemysticsavage: Hmmm...would I rather puke in church or barf at a family...
mysticsavage: Hmmm...would I rather puke in church or barf at a family reunion? It's a toss-up.
View Articlemysticsavage: Grandma's putting all her cookie-baking supplies back in...
mysticsavage: Grandma's putting all her cookie-baking supplies back in storage until next year. #FloursInTheAttic
View Articlemysticsavage: According to @klout, I'm influential about Coffee, Creativity,...
mysticsavage: According to @klout, I'm influential about Coffee, Creativity, and Food http://t.co/YkWDjdgo
View Articlemysticsavage: RT @ramisalame: I don't know what crime the alphabet has...
mysticsavage: RT @ramisalame: I don't know what crime the alphabet has committed, but it's been serving sentence after sentence for thousands of years.
View Articlemysticsavage: According to CNN, Romney's on top. Hmm... I would have sworn he...
mysticsavage: According to CNN, Romney's on top. Hmm... I would have sworn he was a bottom.
View Articlemysticsavage: I'm so turned on by silk...hard up for material.
mysticsavage: I'm so turned on by silk...hard up for material.
View Articlemysticsavage: She keeps pushing the envelope, but I still prefer postcards.
mysticsavage: She keeps pushing the envelope, but I still prefer postcards.
View Articlemysticsavage: I can't think of a single occasion when I might actually call...
mysticsavage: I can't think of a single occasion when I might actually call someone a "Space Cowboy" even if he is speaking of the pompitous of love.
View Articlemysticsavage: @PA_Megacorp, your Klout Score is 49 (I'm a 49). Check out your...
mysticsavage: @PA_Megacorp, your Klout Score is 49 (I'm a 49). Check out your @klout profile today! http://t.co/PddvRqos
View Articlemysticsavage: @ferretthimself Go you, Mr. Ferrett!
mysticsavage: @ferretthimself Go you, Mr. Ferrett!
View Articlemysticsavage: 10, on why she should have a pet raccoon: "It's perfectly...
mysticsavage: 10, on why she should have a pet raccoon: "It's perfectly dangerous and cool -- just like me!"
View Articlemysticsavage: A couple from Madrid showed up tonight to crash on our couch....
mysticsavage: A couple from Madrid showed up tonight to crash on our couch. We were taken by surprise, but then, no one expects the Spanish Imposition.
View Articlemysticsavage: @mitdasein hola. hola. hola. hola. hola. Hah! Got you there! No...
mysticsavage: @mitdasein hola. hola. hola. hola. hola. Hah! Got you there! No one expects the Spanish repetition!
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