mysticsavage: I'm going to build gun turret in the middle of Paris and call...
mysticsavage: I'm going to build gun turret in the middle of Paris and call it the Rifle Tower.
View Articlemysticsavage: I'm serving mozzarella at my 2-year-old's birthday celebration...
mysticsavage: I'm serving mozzarella at my 2-year-old's birthday celebration tomorrow. It's likely to be a whine and cheese party.
View Articlemysticsavage: RT @MmmBacon_: I just opened my legs and I swear I heard a creeeak
mysticsavage: RT @MmmBacon_: I just opened my legs and I swear I heard a creeeak
View Articlemysticsavage: Tried to get a job testing bike helmets, but they said I was...
mysticsavage: Tried to get a job testing bike helmets, but they said I was too boneheaded.
View Articlemysticsavage: 5, standing in the middle of the room holding a board book over...
mysticsavage: 5, standing in the middle of the room holding a board book over his face: HEY! LOOK! I'M A SPY!!!
View Articlemysticsavage: The Comfort Kit: Mission Statement http://t.co/0z3rzoiZ
mysticsavage: The Comfort Kit: Mission Statement http://t.co/0z3rzoiZ
View Articlemysticsavage: Textured Aromatherapy Play Dough http://t.co/K4jaK6si
mysticsavage: Textured Aromatherapy Play Dough http://t.co/K4jaK6si
View Articlemysticsavage: Photo: This kid will go far in life. - Imgur http://t.co/edUt8CQV
mysticsavage: Photo: This kid will go far in life. - Imgur http://t.co/edUt8CQV
View Articlemysticsavage: I'm not here to gloat; I just want to share how right I am.
mysticsavage: I'm not here to gloat; I just want to share how right I am.
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mysticsavage: Acupressure to Counteract Addiction: http://t.co/DaB0FK62
View Articlemysticsavage: PayPhone - Walk off the Earth (Explicit Lyrics):...
mysticsavage: PayPhone - Walk off the Earth (Explicit Lyrics): http://t.co/HWL7vgGm via @youtube - Truly amazing.
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mysticsavage: Please Share http://t.co/PquFoN8l
View Articlemysticsavage: Is it just me, or does *everyone* get tired of being me?
mysticsavage: Is it just me, or does *everyone* get tired of being me?
View Articlemysticsavage: finished No Time Left (Kindle Single) by David Baldacci and...
mysticsavage: finished No Time Left (Kindle Single) by David Baldacci and gave it 5 stars http://t.co/VUbySAXM #Kindle
View Articlemysticsavage: finished Mageborn: The Blacksmith's Son (Book 1) by Michael G....
mysticsavage: finished Mageborn: The Blacksmith's Son (Book 1) by Michael G. Manning and gave it 5 stars http://t.co/AHV8Vfco #Kindle
View Articlemysticsavage: finished Mageborn: The Line of Illeniel (Book 2) by Michael G....
mysticsavage: finished Mageborn: The Line of Illeniel (Book 2) by Michael G. Manning and gave it 5 stars http://t.co/vz9hxqtQ #Kindle
View Articlemysticsavage: my favorite passage from franklin... http://t.co/NQ91BioC #Kindle
mysticsavage: my favorite passage from franklin... http://t.co/NQ91BioC #Kindle
View Articlemysticsavage: What's the point of lettuce anyway? Lettuce is like cabbage...
mysticsavage: What's the point of lettuce anyway? Lettuce is like cabbage that didn't work hard enough.
View Articlemysticsavage: Rental car company's ad directed specifically at senior...
mysticsavage: Rental car company's ad directed specifically at senior drivers: Everything Hertz.
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