mysticsavage: #dearyoungself - Go outside and play.
mysticsavage: #dearyoungself - Go outside and play.
View Articlemysticsavage: 6 Beloved Characters That Had Undiagnosed Mental Illnesses...
mysticsavage: 6 Beloved Characters That Had Undiagnosed Mental Illnesses http://t.co/ScslZHt via @cracked
View Articlemysticsavage: I'm starting a long distance babysitting company. For a...
mysticsavage: I'm starting a long distance babysitting company. For a donation via PayPal, I'll call and make sure your kids are all still watching TV.
View Articlemysticsavage: For the record, I've never owned a refrigerator. The...
mysticsavage: For the record, I've never owned a refrigerator. The refrigerator's owned me.
View Articlemysticsavage: Hearing people call for taxing "The Poor" and realizing they're...
mysticsavage: Hearing people call for taxing "The Poor" and realizing they're talking about you. #WorstFeeling
View Articlemysticsavage: Apparently I'm a a "parasite" who is raising my children to be...
mysticsavage: Apparently I'm a a "parasite" who is raising my children to be "utterly irresponsible animals." Guilty as charged. http://t.co/muNORoP
View Articlemysticsavage: RT @SteveRozillis: Standing on the Viaduct. Still surprised the...
mysticsavage: RT @SteveRozillis: Standing on the Viaduct. Still surprised the Viaduct itself is standing. http://t.co/EDi1y954
View Articlemysticsavage: Music Millennium - Declare 11.11.11 Nigel Day!...
mysticsavage: Music Millennium - Declare 11.11.11 Nigel Day! http://t.co/UwEnl8Ka
View Articlemysticsavage: Check out Virginia Lore's fundraising page for The Office of...
mysticsavage: Check out Virginia Lore's fundraising page for The Office of Letters and Light on http://t.co/roJ8uZ7i http://t.co/0rSAOWpG
View Articlemysticsavage: Also: anyone else doing #nanowrimo ? Shout out!...
mysticsavage: Also: anyone else doing #nanowrimo ? Shout out! http://t.co/0rSAOWpG
View Articlemysticsavage: I have 38 slaves working for me, find out how many slaves work...
mysticsavage: I have 38 slaves working for me, find out how many slaves work for you at http://t.co/anIDBzIL. #slaveryfootprint
View Articlemysticsavage: I have all these books about manifesting my destiny. Turns out...
mysticsavage: I have all these books about manifesting my destiny. Turns out I'd rather manifest someone else's.
View Articlemysticsavage: This content generated for Ian, who is bored. - The Brine: a...
mysticsavage: This content generated for Ian, who is bored. - The Brine: a gallon and a half of water 3/4 c salt 3/4 c... http://t.co/GrkgDYyO
View Articlemysticsavage: #DorliRainey on being pepper-sprayed by Seattle police,...
mysticsavage: #DorliRainey on being pepper-sprayed by Seattle police, importance of activism http://t.co/c3WmkVXq via @CountdownKO
View Articlemysticsavage: excerpt - The waiting room in the oncologist’s office has grey...
mysticsavage: excerpt - The waiting room in the oncologist’s office has grey carpet. There is a fish tank which is empty.... http://t.co/JTEPQkY6
View Articlemysticsavage: I feel Novembery today - which is somewhere in between vodkaish...
mysticsavage: I feel Novembery today - which is somewhere in between vodkaish and jumpalready.
View Articlemysticsavage: Thankful I'm not you. #bitterThanksgiving
mysticsavage: Thankful I'm not you. #bitterThanksgiving
View Articlemysticsavage: HILARIOUS: 'I Didn't F_ _ k It Up' http://t.co/T7t3UtIq via...
mysticsavage: HILARIOUS: 'I Didn't F_ _ k It Up' http://t.co/T7t3UtIq via @moveon
View Articlemysticsavage: Tonight, cooked Food Bank special: 1 box stuffing mix, 1 can...
mysticsavage: Tonight, cooked Food Bank special: 1 box stuffing mix, 1 can potato chowder -- mixed all that with pinto beans. Better than it sounds.
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