mysticsavage: Is it February yet? Asking for my wallet.
mysticsavage: Is it February yet? Asking for my wallet.
View Articlemysticsavage: My penny jar is now a lint jar. Damn this economy!
mysticsavage: My penny jar is now a lint jar. Damn this economy!
View Articlemysticsavage: RT @BDGarp: When in doubt, take the high road. There’s less...
mysticsavage: RT @BDGarp: When in doubt, take the high road. There’s less traffic.
View Articlemysticsavage: Of course I have a social life. I play Words With Friends like...
mysticsavage: Of course I have a social life. I play Words With Friends like every night!
View Articlemysticsavage: I'm live tweeting my ignoring of the Superbowl.
mysticsavage: I'm live tweeting my ignoring of the Superbowl.
View Articlemysticsavage: He wanted me to admire his muscles but I told him he was just...
mysticsavage: He wanted me to admire his muscles but I told him he was just being shellfish.
View Articlemysticsavage: finished Taft by Ann Patchett http://t.co/CUiLSZac #Kindle
mysticsavage: finished Taft by Ann Patchett http://t.co/CUiLSZac #Kindle
View Articlemysticsavage: If you want me, you'll have to work for it. Court me; romance...
mysticsavage: If you want me, you'll have to work for it. Court me; romance me; intrigue me....or wave a twenty in my face. That'll work too.
View Articlemysticsavage: I want to go shoot paint pellets at Fred Phelps and company....
mysticsavage: I want to go shoot paint pellets at Fred Phelps and company. #TellMeIfYouDown
View Articlemysticsavage: I am lonely only to the extent that I resist my own company.
mysticsavage: I am lonely only to the extent that I resist my own company.
View Articlemysticsavage: RT @79protons: Think outside that box and inside this one.
mysticsavage: RT @79protons: Think outside that box and inside this one.
View Articlemysticsavage: I just decided not to tweet something because it was too dark....
mysticsavage: I just decided not to tweet something because it was too dark. Huh. Looks like I'm not long for *this* world.
View Articlemysticsavage: The 9 men discussing birth control in congress right now may...
mysticsavage: The 9 men discussing birth control in congress right now may all sage and wise, but they are not women. Which means something's missing.
View Articlemysticsavage: New movie: Womb without a View. Or a voice.
mysticsavage: New movie: Womb without a View. Or a voice.
View Articlemysticsavage: finished 7 Souls by Barnabas Miller and Jordan Orlando...
mysticsavage: finished 7 Souls by Barnabas Miller and Jordan Orlando http://t.co/awPoWRqj #Kindle
View Articlemysticsavage: Loneliness adds beauty to life. Henry Rollins...
mysticsavage: Loneliness adds beauty to life. Henry Rollins http://t.co/nIpiIubN via @pinterest
View Articlemysticsavage: Star wars characters doing yoga: http://t.co/x89n15xl via...
mysticsavage: Star wars characters doing yoga: http://t.co/x89n15xl via @pinterest
View Articlemysticsavage: Damn this is beautiful -- instrumental cover of "Somebody that...
mysticsavage: Damn this is beautiful -- instrumental cover of "Somebody that I Used to Know"...http://youtu.be/eOx4Ep49d6w via @youtube
View Articlemysticsavage: let us live happily... http://t.co/6PmtPE6P #Kindle
mysticsavage: let us live happily... http://t.co/6PmtPE6P #Kindle
View Articlemysticsavage: From Me To You - Walk off the Earth (The Beatles):...
mysticsavage: From Me To You - Walk off the Earth (The Beatles): http://t.co/jqYQidwy via @youtube
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